A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for Rs. 100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night."
Kenny replied: "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said: "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Kenny said: "OK then, just unload the donkey.."
The farmer asked: "What ya gonna do with him?"
Kenny: "I'm going to lottery him off."
Farmer: "How ?"
Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Kenny: " I sold 5000 tickets at five Rupees a piece and made a profit of Rs.25000 .00."
Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his Five Rupees."
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night."
Kenny replied: "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said: "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Kenny said: "OK then, just unload the donkey.."
The farmer asked: "What ya gonna do with him?"
Kenny: "I'm going to lottery him off."
Farmer: "How ?"
Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Kenny: " I sold 5000 tickets at five Rupees a piece and made a profit of Rs.25000 .00."
Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his Five Rupees."
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